"We have to talk..."

Dear (name),

I would like to apologize for the total lack of patience I showed last night, but it there`s something that deeply gets on my nerves, and makes me upset and panic, is that (constantly repeated) line that starts with “we have to talk”.
Ok, I agree with you: we should always talk. And that`s why I love talking to you, being with you, any time of the day or night, discussing things in the most natural fashion in the world; that`s one of the reasons why I think we get along so well.
I want to apologize for the abrupt way I interrupted your attempts to have a chat. I also want to apologize for being so aggressive. But, my darling, next time you want to talk about our relationship, please put things in a more natural way. Don`t use that opening sentence that is more of a cliché than anything else. It will only scare way the ones who have the best of intentions. “We have to talk,” sounds very inquisitive. But still that doesn`t explain my bad temper. Forgive me.

Love. Yours
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